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FUN WORD CONTEST!
You! Starving artist writer. Want at least five ways to make money by writing? Can you play this simple game? A fun learning contest. Not one winner, but as many as I would deign to lower myself into helping because I own the damn ad agency. Guess what? You will help me too. Read on.

Dear Sirs and Madams:

So, a game--maybe a little test too. Can you play? Play, learn and win my free lists.

Why are we all called "starving artists?" I know and you do not. Most door to door salesmen cannot create and artists cannot sell. Very rare, but I’ve modestly combined the two. My job is to sometimes sell some factory’s plastic douche bottles one day, "douche bottle copy and all" and literally the next day? Radio commercials. It’s an art form in itself.

SYNONYM CONTEST FOR “PRETTY”

A writer friend and I once had a contest as to who could come up with the most words for beautiful (Wrong, see punch line below.). I won with 59 words--at first. My writer friend gave up.

But it intrigued me and I kept going. I believe I am at... no I won't tell, but it is a large multiple of 59. HINT not quite ten X. I do a lot of writing. Anyone who participates (yes add to my giant “pretty” list) will get what I think are the three most important "groups" of words to use when writing fiction. So words for pretty is just my first contest. And by the way, “pretty” IS the best.

Proof: A man would never say, "Look at that pretty whore."
But he might say "look at that beautiful whore." Case closed.

Now to be fair I'll give you just a few of the "A" words:

Abundant, Adorable, Achingly, Admirable, Affectionate, Agreeable, Alluring, Amazing, Ample, Amusing, Angel, Angelic, Appealing, Arresting, Arousing, Astounding, Astonishing, Attention-grabbing, Attractive.

Now keep going. I’ll beat you like a rented mule. I'll watch these posts. Another hint. The biggest class of words start with "S.”

All my info is on this website. Want a job so I can make money off you? (Well, you will too.) We all will. Call me.

W.J.H.A.
Bill
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Ad agency owner, copywriter, pilot & novelist. I invite clever conversation with minds worldwide, particularly the feminine variety. Let’s discuss culture, politics, life-styles and gender differences. I love to show foreign visitors the real USA.