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[fred]

In an allegedly authentic conversation between an Asian room servant and an
American visitor the girl - after taking the order for breakfast - says:
"One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease
baychem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh,
and copy....rye??"

I can figure out most of it, but the bit about "ass ruin torino fee" remains
a mistery to me.

(Ome minute ... scrambled egg, crips bacon, toasted English muffin with
butter on the side, and coffee. Right?)

[Will]

That's room 23?

What's the provenance of this rough gem?

Will.

[fred]

Thanks a lot, Will. Now it makes sense. I do not know exactly where I got
hold of this, but I published the full conversation on our school's
homepage. Since my wife hails from the Philippines, I am kind of
susceptible to this kind of funny material.
http://www.stoerckgymnasium.de/joke.htm

Cheers Fred

Will wrote: