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[cajunkate]

Here's the version I learned as a child:

Passengers will please refrain
From flushing toilets on the train
While waiting in the station, I love you

Railroads favor constipation
When the train is in the station
Roses always make me think of you

If you must pass water
Ring for the porter
And he will place a vessel in the vestibule

You'll never know how much I miss you
When I'm rolling down the tissue
Roses always make me think of you

[AussieRodney]

Passengers will please refrain
From passing water while the train
Is in the station.

Bums & drunkards underneath
Will get it in their eyes & teeth
And they despise it just as much as you.


I was on a long distance train just last weekend & yes, it did still empty directly down onto the track!
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