Vocaboly.com

[Alan OBrien]

Following an earlier post I am gonna use this topic header to disseminate
unintentionally funny Ms & Vs. I get them all on Google in the usual way (ie
with quotes).

Here's a good one:
The Brüel & Kjær Mission and Vision
Mission
It is our mission to help our customers improve the quality of sound
and vibration and human comfort related to sound and vibration. In this way,
we enhance the environment, the quality and the joy of life.
Vision
It is our vision to be the preferred partner and solution provider to
all leading companies and institutions who care about sound and vibration,
and be the global competence centre for sound and vibration.
Superb!! Buy, buy!


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Work like the ponies in coalmines.
Dance like the teardrop explodes.
Love like you're Frank in Blue Velvet.
Sing as though your little throat would burst.

[Alan OBrien]

Here's another wacky one:
The Mission of Toastmasters International
Toastmasters International is the leading movement devoted to making
effective oral communication a
worldwide reality.

Through its member Clubs, Toastmasters International helps men and women
learn the arts of speaking,

listening and thinking-vital skills that promote self-actualization, enhance
leadership potential, foster

human understanding, and contribute to the betterment of mankind.

It is basic to this mission that Toastmasters International continually
expand its worldwide network of Clubs,

thereby offering ever-greater numbers of people the opportunity to benefit
from its programs.

Toastmasters International Vision

Toastmasters International empowers people to achieve their full potential
and realize their dreams.

Through our member Clubs, people throughout the world can improve their
communication and leadership

skills, and find the courage to change.