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Sally
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| Posted: Fri Feb 27, 2004 6:04 am
Post subject: Re: drugs and alcohol |
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I thought this was hilarious:
Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor
manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following
warning labels be placed immediately on all containers:
• WARNING: the consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what
the hell happened to your bra.
• WARNING: the consumption of alcohol may make you think you are
whispering when you are not.
• WARNING: the consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing
like a retard.
• WARNING: the consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your
friends over and over again that you love them.
• WARNING: the consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can
sing.
• WARNING: the consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that
ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the
morning.
• WARNING: the consumption of alcohol may make you think you can
logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without
spitting.
• WARNING: the consumption of alcohol may make you think you have
mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked.
• WARNING: the consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in
the
morning and see something really scary.
• WARNING: the consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of
inexplicable
rug burns on the forehead, knees, and lower back.
• WARNING: the consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that
you are tougher, smarter, faster, and better looking than most people.
• WARNING: the consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are
invisible.
• WARNING: the consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people
are laughing WITH YOU.
• WARNING: the consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the
time space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally
disappear.
• WARNING: the consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
Of course, it is all too true.
Sal |
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Jason P
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| Posted: Tue Mar 02, 2004 3:33 am
Post subject: Re: drugs and alcohol |
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sunsol@prodigy.net (Sally) wrote in message news:<2398fe97.0402221916.136a5e72@posting.google.com>...
| Quote: | Why is it that the state schools have substance-free dorms, but the
privates do not? At least, from the few websites I have visited, this
is the trend. Actually my knowledge is limited, so info about
particular schools would be appreciated.
Sal
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By the way, when I attended the University of Arizona in Tucson, they
had substance free dorms. If you got kicked out of your dorm due to
drugs or alcohol violations (note the plural), you would usually be
put in a substance free dorm if you weren't kicked off of campus.
As you would imagine, the 'substance free' dorms were then the party
dorms, since all of the druggies and lushes lived in a central
location.
AFAIK they still continue this process. |
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Stephanie
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| Posted: Wed Mar 03, 2004 6:12 pm
Post subject: Re: drugs and alcohol |
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pawlosko5@aol.com (Jason P) wrote in message news:<51566c78.0403011233.46d1de3d@posting.google.com>...
| Quote: | sunsol@prodigy.net (Sally) wrote in message news:<2398fe97.0402221916.136a5e72@posting.google.com>...
Why is it that the state schools have substance-free dorms, but the
privates do not? At least, from the few websites I have visited, this
is the trend. Actually my knowledge is limited, so info about
particular schools would be appreciated.
Sal
By the way, when I attended the University of Arizona in Tucson, they
had substance free dorms. If you got kicked out of your dorm due to
drugs or alcohol violations (note the plural), you would usually be
put in a substance free dorm if you weren't kicked off of campus.
As you would imagine, the 'substance free' dorms were then the party
dorms, since all of the druggies and lushes lived in a central
location.
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I live in Scotland and I don't know about drugs in uni's but you are
allowed to consume alcohol. They have student bars with reduced rates
on alcohol for students.
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AFAIK they still continue this process. |
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