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Slachtoffer#36
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| Posted: Mon Dec 06, 2004 6:03 pm
Post subject: Ipsi Wipsy Mail Controller |
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Summary: We need a creative productname…
We've developped a new application that will be released soon and
because it's so simple (fe. installation within 3 seconds) yet
effective will be used by lots of users worldwide.
It enhances the use of e-mail (mail-server and -client independent)
with about 20 functions for home-users (fe. absolute-spam control,
automatic (un)zipping, auto-replier, parental control,
template-replier, etc) and business-users (POP3 to IMAP4 conversion,
batched SMTP, auto-encryption, employee-check, legal e-mail
registration, etc, etc).
The application has been developed by top-10 profesionals only, has no
user-interface (everything is done automatically or by instruction
e-mails) and garanteed by a notary to not hold any form of spy-ware.
The license-fee for the application is only about 10-20 US.
We've invested heavily in development, and require a product name that
can be claimed worldwide (including all top-level domains) because of
planned merchandising.
Project-title during development was CTRL/MAIL (Control Mail). Any
combination of words with the word ‘mail' however is claimed, or
somehow used in a different way (by freeware, etc.). We've thought of
1000 of names, like himail, goldmail, e-mail2, nextmail, mail
enhancer, mail extender, etc, etc, etc. No luck there.
The final approach we've selected is to get a word that doesn't exist
at all, just like Google once did. So we came up with words like
hakkadoo, ippix, dadido and ipsiwipsi. Bit childisch though.
What we're looking for is a word
1. That CAN be related somehow to e-mail or the internet (not
mandatory)
2. MUST be non-existing worldwide (ie. Google may NOT return anything)
3. MUST consist out of 3 parts maximum (like max-i-mum)
4. NO website may exist that raises confusion (like mail-secretary
confuses with mailsecretary)
5. MAY NOT raise questions about how it's spelled (fe. ipsidipsi is
okay, Aksiudoepsila is not;-)
6. MAY sound funny
7. MUST be free on all TLD's (not only .com, but also .hk, .to, etc.)
8. MUST sound international, or AT LEAST US-english
9. MAY NOT be a word in any language (like what Microsoft did with the
word ‘hooker' in Spanish a few years ago).
10. PREFERABLY can be converted to a verb (like "You should google
him")
We're looking to get as many options as possible, as soon as possible.
The one that is selected (and approved by our marketing department)
will be rewarded by a round trip for two to Florida or Amsterdam for a
nice weekend in the summer of 2005 with the developers.
Confidentiality and rights about the final name will be arranged in a
written contract (that's why we want you to come to Florida or
Amsterdam;-).
Hope there are some creative people here...
Kind regards,
Peter
PS. Do not post your questions or suggestions here, but e-mail to:
inet.pw $ planet,nl |
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Jim Lawton
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| Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 12:04 am
Post subject: Re: Ipsi Wipsy Mail Controller |
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On 6 Dec 2004 08:08:50 -0800, inet.pw@planet.nl (Slachtoffer#36) wrote:
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| Quote: | The final approach we've selected is to get a word that doesn't exist
at all, just like Google once did.
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Ha - what word was that then?
Clearly not "Google" :-)
Jim |
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the Omrud
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| Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 12:06 am
Post subject: Re: Ipsi Wipsy Mail Controller |
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Jim Lawton typed thus:
| Quote: | On 6 Dec 2004 08:08:50 -0800, inet.pw@planet.nl (Slachtoffer#36) wrote:
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The final approach we've selected is to get a word that doesn't exist
at all, just like Google once did.
Ha - what word was that then?
Clearly not "Google"
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Really? What do you think "google" meant before Google?
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David
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R H Draney
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| Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 12:08 am
Post subject: Re: Ipsi Wipsy Mail Controller |
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Slachtoffer#36 filted:
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Summary: We need a creative productname…
The final approach we've selected is to get a word that doesn't exist
at all, just like Google once did. So we came up with words like
hakkadoo, ippix, dadido and ipsiwipsi. Bit childisch though.
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"Google" was taken from an existing mathematical term meaning (to the degree
required by its founders) "a very big number"...if you want a word that doesn't
exist, it's not difficult to write a program to generate a lot of them...I did
this a few years ago as an exercise in REXX...this is the same program that
created "filted"...I just had it spin out 250 "words", none of which is
guaranteed not to mean something in some language...maybe one of the following
will suit you:
acheate
achedine
achiced
achille
addickle
adering
adested
aleration
allesse
arachabby
aralench
belered
beleret
beleste
bourser
bouttlism
bration
breadist
capsedlace
caterse
chipedlity
chonand
clucise
clucism
cluttlism
criabby
criabook
criened
danters
darthip
desivoise
dittolacie
donardine
donarte
donation
doneter
drupluce
drupluch
elizzan
emothon
emothres
emothrous
enerient
evuench
evuense
evusler
evuslor
experal
experece
fattolacite
filessite
fillered
fintsms
flocher
flochon
forsess
frostivoid
gardshiscise
gardstion
gesitent
gesites
glachabby
glaciscart
goonettal
goonstine
gootesing
griandia
hammurg
hancess
hescaring
hescomple
hesings
hestedly
hestration
hilyzip
hipedlism
hippric
holaciscise
hoolaciscart
hurickiling
huthook
iderses
idittomic
immurge
imperes
inglyst
ircumic
ircumper
ircuran
iresser
isendal
isendan
isender
jackede
jackshily
jimicite
jitabby
jittlism
jittolach
joingent
joinging
joyelymple
kagnand
kagnoread
kedeste
kentsms
keterse
kinanse
kinstie
kookers
lashabby
locater
lochors
luciscie
masseriscart
mediand
medlowl
milaciscite
mishoolacise
mothonard
mothort
muriced
mursivoise
nardine
nartance
nartant
narthip
nerieret
neterse
nonings
nonitabby
nonstivoish
nuaders
nunizatomic
obeadic
obeasene
oponettabine
orickle
ovellymours
pedicine
pediner
peduction
piraped
piriabby
pollism
ponsted
ponstivine
prouslor
prously
prousne
proustior
quaters
quelymard
quenchal
quested
quition
quoiser
quothon
quyaciscite
rescess
resivoise
ressivoise
riabook
riandia
rickile
roustion
sedlent
sessition
shamice
shelacie
shested
spansed
stionsivoise
stratie
sulensul
suppiral
tabbylism
tabbytic
thering
thessite
thinging
thipedle
thiperation
trathours
trativoise
ularing
ulartic
ullisms
umbruplism
umicedual
umprups
umprupt
underse
undsone
unsivoise
uppiral
urstrece
voisend
voisene
vurgolace
vurgoth
walizzip
warinan
warisciscite
wasserism
weatene
wedeste
wedloch
wedlowl
whonation
whonettine
whonice
whorted
womicite
xiderse
ximmurg
ximmurs
ximmust
xistion
xygiered
xygmily
xygonabs
xygoning
xygredly
yareced
yarings
yarinsul
yedinge
yipenet
yullorism
zancies
zardine
zaredly
zencher
ziedule
zigerse
zonatior
zonstie
zydicklity
zyiessite
I rather like "ulartic" myself....r |
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Jess Askin
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| Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 12:08 am
Post subject: Re: Ipsi Wipsy Mail Controller |
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"R H Draney" <dadoctah@spamcop.net> wrote in message
news:cp24sm02cd7@drn.newsguy.com...
| Quote: | Slachtoffer#36 filted:
Summary: We need a creative productname.
The final approach we've selected is to get a word that doesn't exist
at all, just like Google once did. So we came up with words like
hakkadoo, ippix, dadido and ipsiwipsi. Bit childisch though.
"Google" was taken from an existing mathematical term meaning (to the
degree
required by its founders) "a very big number"
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"Googul" means "10^100" and is spelled differently. |
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Jess Askin
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| Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 12:08 am
Post subject: Re: Ipsi Wipsy Mail Controller |
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"Slachtoffer#36" <inet.pw@planet.nl> wrote in message
news:cdfe51f5.0412060808.7a4ee1f2@posting.google.com...
| Quote: | Summary: We need a creative productname.
We've developped a new application that will be released soon and
because it's so simple (fe. installation within 3 seconds) yet
effective will be used by lots of users worldwide.
It enhances the use of e-mail (mail-server and -client independent)
with about 20 functions for home-users (fe. absolute-spam control,
automatic (un)zipping, auto-replier, parental control,
template-replier, etc) and business-users (POP3 to IMAP4 conversion,
batched SMTP, auto-encryption, employee-check, legal e-mail
registration, etc, etc).
The application has been developed by top-10 profesionals only, has no
user-interface (everything is done automatically or by instruction
e-mails) and garanteed by a notary to not hold any form of spy-ware.
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Why not call it "sojac?" |
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Jordan Abel
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| Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 12:08 am
Post subject: Re: Ipsi Wipsy Mail Controller |
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On 2004-12-06, the Omrud <usenet.omrud@gmail.com> wrote:
| Quote: | Jim Lawton typed thus:
On 6 Dec 2004 08:08:50 -0800, inet.pw@planet.nl (Slachtoffer#36) wrote:
snip
The final approach we've selected is to get a word that doesn't exist
at all, just like Google once did.
Ha - what word was that then?
Clearly not "Google" :-)
Really? What do you think "google" meant before Google?
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Perhaps he thought it meant googol |
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John Dean
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| Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 12:09 am
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the Omrud wrote:
| Quote: | Jim Lawton typed thus:
On 6 Dec 2004 08:08:50 -0800, inet.pw@planet.nl (Slachtoffer#36)
wrote:
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The final approach we've selected is to get a word that doesn't
exist at all, just like Google once did.
Ha - what word was that then?
Clearly not "Google" :-)
Really? What do you think "google" meant before Google?
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Dunno what *he* thought. I thought it was to do with bowling googlies
like The Badminton Magazine said in 1907 "The googlies that do not
google." Or the Westminster Gazette in 1909 "Mr. Lockhart, having
'googled' to no purpose from the 'nursery' end."
Of course, I was torn between that and its use at one time instead of
"goggle".
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John Dean
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R H Draney
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| Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 12:09 am
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Jess Askin filted:
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"R H Draney" <dadoctah@spamcop.net> wrote in message
news:cp24sm02cd7@drn.newsguy.com...
"Google" was taken from an existing mathematical term meaning (to the
degree
required by its founders) "a very big number"
"Googul" means "10^100" and is spelled differently.
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It certainly is....
Now could you tell me whether water contains moisture?...r |
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mUs1Ka
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| Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 12:09 am
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Jess Askin wrote:
| Quote: | "R H Draney" <dadoctah@spamcop.net> wrote in message
news:cp24sm02cd7@drn.newsguy.com...
Slachtoffer#36 filted:
Summary: We need a creative productname.
The final approach we've selected is to get a word that doesn't
exist at all, just like Google once did. So we came up with words
like hakkadoo, ippix, dadido and ipsiwipsi. Bit childisch though.
"Google" was taken from an existing mathematical term meaning (to
the degree required by its founders) "a very big number"
"Googul" means "10^100" and is spelled differently.
And differently from that, too. |
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Hagrinas Mivali
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| Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 12:10 am
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the Omrud wrote:
| Quote: | Jim Lawton typed thus:
On 6 Dec 2004 08:08:50 -0800, inet.pw@planet.nl (Slachtoffer#36)
wrote:
snip
The final approach we've selected is to get a word that doesn't
exist at all, just like Google once did.
Ha - what word was that then?
Clearly not "Google" :-)
Really? What do you think "google" meant before Google?
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Goggle. The phrase "googly eyes" survived from that usage. |
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Hagrinas Mivali
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| Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 12:10 am
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R H Draney wrote:
| Quote: | Slachtoffer#36 filted:
Summary: We need a creative productname.
The final approach we've selected is to get a word that doesn't exist
at all, just like Google once did. So we came up with words like
hakkadoo, ippix, dadido and ipsiwipsi. Bit childisch though.
"Google" was taken from an existing mathematical term meaning (to the
degree required by its founders) "a very big number"...if you want a
word that doesn't exist, it's not difficult to write a program to
generate a lot of them...I did this a few years ago as an exercise in
REXX...this is the same program that created "filted"...I just had it
spin out 250 "words", none of which is guaranteed not to mean
something in some language...maybe one of the following will suit you:
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Are you going to post the program for those who are interested? |
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Martin Ambuhl
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| Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 12:10 am
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Jess Askin wrote:
| Quote: | "Googul" means "10^100" and is spelled differently.
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Yes, it is. It has no 'u's, for example. Paging Skitt. |
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Skitt
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| Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 12:10 am
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Hagrinas Mivali wrote:
| Quote: | R H Draney wrote:
Slachtoffer#36 filted:
Summary: We need a creative productname.
The final approach we've selected is to get a word that doesn't
exist at all, just like Google once did. So we came up with words
like hakkadoo, ippix, dadido and ipsiwipsi. Bit childisch though.
"Google" was taken from an existing mathematical term meaning (to the
degree required by its founders) "a very big number"...if you want a
word that doesn't exist, it's not difficult to write a program to
generate a lot of them...I did this a few years ago as an exercise in
REXX...this is the same program that created "filted"...I just had it
spin out 250 "words", none of which is guaranteed not to mean
something in some language...maybe one of the following will suit
you:
Are you going to post the program for those who are interested?
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It's faulty -- it has "donation", a common word, right there near the
beginning. I didn't look farther.
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Skitt (in Hayward, California)
www.geocities.com/opus731/ |
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R H Draney
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| Posted: Tue Dec 07, 2004 12:11 am
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Hagrinas Mivali filted:
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R H Draney wrote:
...if you want a
word that doesn't exist, it's not difficult to write a program to
generate a lot of them...I did this a few years ago as an exercise in
REXX...
Are you going to post the program for those who are interested?
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The REXX source code was eaten by badgers some years ago...I can put the source
of a PL/1 port up at an accessible web location this evening if you'd like?...
It's driven by a table of the "most common" letters, digraphs and trigraphs...I
originally intended it for generating one-off passwords...the application using
it would display a nonsense word (but one that bore some resemblance to
pronounceable and easy-to-type English) and ask the user to type it back...this
would keep people from overriding the "confirm" option with a command shorthand
and inadvertently doing Something Awful...accordingly, the frequency tables were
tweaked to prevent certain objectionable words....r |
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