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maggie
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| Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2004 6:05 am
Post subject: New Member |
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Hi all,
I'm new to this group so here's a short intro.
I'm a syndicated humor columnist, a regular contributor to the Chicago
Tribune, have had articles in the Boston Globe, Sun-Sentinel, Newsday
and other publications. My column appears in the U.S.A., Mexico and
Canada.
Aside from writing, dogs are my passion, and I bought a cabin in
California's high mountains so my Siberian Husky could have fun in the
snow.
Twice divorced, I have two children, a daughter living in Boston, and
a son in L.A.
If you'd like to check me out, there's no better way than to read my
column at http://www.maggievanostrand.com -- sign up for my free
column if you want -- it's usually pretty funny.
I belong to the Erma Bombeck Writer's Workshop and a bunch of other
good organizations, even one in England.
Thanks.
Maggie
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Milton J. Smuthworthy, I
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| Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2004 12:01 pm
Post subject: re: New Member |
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Then maggie says:
| Quote: | Hi all,
I'm new to this group so here's a short intro.
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Whoa there Maggie! New members have to meet some qualifications.
Is your IQ above 40? Can you think of at least 5 synonyms for
"toilet?" Do you scare very easily? (Greg Evans posts here.)
| Quote: | I'm a syndicated humor columnist, a regular contributor to the Chicago
Tribune,
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Sure, make enough contributions and anybody can get syndicated.
| Quote: | have had articles in the Boston Globe, Sun-Sentinel, Newsday
and other publications.
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Better pick them up. After 30 days they give them to Canada.
| Quote: | My column appears in the U.S.A., Mexico and
Canada.
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Damn, you must have the longest intestinal tract I've ever seen.
Except for Larry.
| Quote: | Aside from writing, dogs are my passion,
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Hmmmm. Well, I guess you pass the initiation.
| Quote: | and I bought a cabin in
California's high mountains so my Siberian Husky could have fun in the
snow.
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I'd hide away too if I did that sort of thing.
Were they Siberian Huskies too?
| Quote: | I have two children, a daughter living in Boston, and
a son in L.A.
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What, the son's not living? Oh, right. L.A.
| Quote: | sign up for my free
column if you want -- it's usually pretty funny.
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It's always good to provide a testimonial.
| Quote: | I belong to the Erma Bombeck Writer's Workshop and a bunch of other
good organizations, even one in England.
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Yeah, we've all visited Nemo's lab too. Glad you escaped the
villagers with their torches and pitchforks.
On the 1 in 1,000 chance you have any intention of participating,
welcome, and here's our cast of idiots:
http://google.com/groups?selm=410ea76f_1@news.vic.com
Milt |
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ynotssor
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| Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2004 12:02 pm
Post subject: Re: New Member |
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"maggie" <maggie@maggievanostrand.com> wrote in message
news:bb58ae85.0412031741.38abf5ac@posting.google.com
| Quote: | I'm new to this group so here's a short intro.
I'm a syndicated humor columnist, a regular contributor to the Chicago
Tribune, have had articles in the Boston Globe, Sun-Sentinel, Newsday
and other publications. My column appears in the U.S.A., Mexico and
Canada.
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Hey, me too. I write articles for all the major outdoor magazines. They
never buy them though ...
You left out a very important piece of information in your bio ... do you
fuck ?=B^)
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Milton J. Smuthworthy, I
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| Posted: Sat Dec 04, 2004 6:05 pm
Post subject: Re: New Member |
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Then "ynotssor" says:
| Quote: | "maggie" <maggie@maggievanostrand.com> wrote in message
news:bb58ae85.0412031741.38abf5ac@posting.google.com
I'm new to this group so here's a short intro.
I'm a syndicated humor columnist, a regular contributor to the Chicago
Tribune, have had articles in the Boston Globe, Sun-Sentinel, Newsday
and other publications. My column appears in the U.S.A., Mexico and
Canada.
Hey, me too. I write articles for all the major outdoor magazines. They
never buy them though ...
You left out a very important piece of information in your bio ... do you
fuck ?=B^)
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Tony!!! You didn't give her a chance to like us first! |
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Mos
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| Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2004 12:05 am
Post subject: Re: New Member |
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Milton J. Smuthworthy, I wrote:
| Quote: | Then "ynotssor" says:
"maggie" <maggie@maggievanostrand.com> wrote in message
news:bb58ae85.0412031741.38abf5ac@posting.google.com
I'm new to this group so here's a short intro.
I'm a syndicated humor columnist, a regular contributor to the
Chicago Tribune, have had articles in the Boston Globe,
Sun-Sentinel, Newsday and other publications. My column appears in
the U.S.A., Mexico and Canada.
Hey, me too. I write articles for all the major outdoor magazines.
They never buy them though ...
You left out a very important piece of information in your bio ...
do you fuck ?=B^)
Tony!!! You didn't give her a chance to like us first!
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Hey, he might not have much time and wants to
skip the foreplay. |
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Milton J. Smuthworthy, I
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| Posted: Sun Dec 05, 2004 12:05 am
Post subject: Re: New Member |
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Then "Mos" says:
| Quote: | Milton J. Smuthworthy, I wrote:
Then "ynotssor" says:
"maggie" <maggie@maggievanostrand.com> wrote in message
news:bb58ae85.0412031741.38abf5ac@posting.google.com
I'm new to this group so here's a short intro.
I'm a syndicated humor columnist, a regular contributor to the
Chicago Tribune, have had articles in the Boston Globe,
Sun-Sentinel, Newsday and other publications. My column appears in
the U.S.A., Mexico and Canada.
Hey, me too. I write articles for all the major outdoor magazines.
They never buy them though ...
You left out a very important piece of information in your bio ...
do you fuck ?=B^)
Tony!!! You didn't give her a chance to like us first!
Hey, he might not have much time and wants to
skip the foreplay.
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We already know he's male. |
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john
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| Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 10:04 pm
Post subject: Re: New Member |
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On 8 Dec 2004 09:31:05 -0800, gen@raterenterprise.com wrote:
| Quote: | can anyone help me please, am looking for the local distributor or any
shop selling the naturalis range of skin and body care products,
www.naturalisproducts.com . looking for this urgently, its some good
anti aging product i have used so far, if anyone is distributing this
please contact me at gen@raterenterprise.com urgently. thanks.
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Nice try.
What you have written is still SPAM. |
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| Posted: Wed Dec 08, 2004 10:04 pm
Post subject: Re: New Member |
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can anyone help me please, am looking for the local distributor or any
shop selling the naturalis range of skin and body care products,
www.naturalisproducts.com . looking for this urgently, its some good
anti aging product i have used so far, if anyone is distributing this
please contact me at gen@raterenterprise.com urgently. thanks. |
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